Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just tell him i said nine months
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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