Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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