ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Randomize
