I hope mine doesn't look like that
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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