What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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