I want you more than these girls want KFC
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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