Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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