fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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