You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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