is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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