I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
This is the high leading the old right now
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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