Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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