He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
cat food counts as protein by the way
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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