i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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