I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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