Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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