im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he puts the penis in happiness.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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