Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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