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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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