Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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