ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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