god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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