I hate your face
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I'm so fucking centered right now
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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