i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Someone signed my nipple.
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