I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Sorry my hands just texted you
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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