I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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