hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
