My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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