The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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