thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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