Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I cockslap morals
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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