I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Fuck appropriateness.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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