kristin has been a bad kristin
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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