when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm having to shit out rocks
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
