I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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