I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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