Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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