see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm at about main and main street
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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