Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
