At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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