When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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