Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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