she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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