i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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