Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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