At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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