eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
I'm really busy with my period
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