I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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