yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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