To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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