You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
