the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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