fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
